Way I Know I’m Not an Adult Yet #23

Man on Subway about my Scarf: “That’s too long.”

Me: “…”

Internal Me:

  1. That’s what she said!
  2. Imma get in my TARDIS and whoop your ass, buddy.
  3. You’re obviously a bad guy. 
  4. I’ll have you know that this is an authentic recreation and it has been measured to be perfectly accurate, jerk-face. 
  5. You’re obviously a trekkie. Schmuck.
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